我需要一个模范父亲 I need a father who's a role model.
而不是一个每见我从学校带女友回家 Not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts
就性欲亢奋的怪胎 whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school.
好丢脸 What a lame-o.
真该让某个人帮他脱离苦海 Someone really should just put him out of his misery.
要我为你干掉他吗？ Want me to kill him for you?
好啊 你会吗？ Yeah. Would you?
我叫莱斯特·伯纳姆 My name is Lester Burnham.
这是我的社区 This is my neighborhood.
这是我的街道 This is my street.
这是我的生活 This is my life.
我42岁了 一年内我将死去 I'm 42 years old. In less than a year...I'll be dead.
当然 我还不知道是何时 Of course, I don't know that yet.
不过从某种意义上来说 我已经死了 And in a way, I'm dead already.
看看我 Look at me.
躲在浴室打飞机 Jerking off in the shower.
这是我一天中的高潮 This will be the high point of my day.
之后就每况愈下 It's all downhill from here.
这是我老婆 卡洛琳 That's my wife, Carolyn.
瞧这修枝剪与园丁鞋的搭配方式 See the way the handle on those pruning shears matches her gardening clogs?
那可不是巧合 That's not an accident.
安静 小不点 Hush, Bitsy!
安静 你是怎么了？ Hush! What is wrong with you?
这位是我们的邻居 吉姆 That's our next door neighbor, Jim.
他的爱人...也叫吉姆 And that's his lover... Jim.
-你太宠它了 小不点 -我？ You spoil her. Bitsy... - Me?
别叫了 进来 no bark! Come inside now!
-来 -早安 吉姆 - Come on. - Good morning, Jim!
早 卡洛琳 Morning, Carolyn.
我喜欢你的领带 颜色很棒 I love your tie. That color!
我喜欢你的玫瑰 怎么让它开得这么好？ I just love your roses. How do you get them to flourish like this?
我跟你说 用蛋壳和肥料 Well, I'll tell you: eggshells and Miracle-Gro.
我从没听说过 I've never heard of that.
唉 单单看着她 我就感到疲惫 Man...I get exhausted just watching her.
她以前不是这样 她曾经快乐过 She wasn't always like this. She used to be happy.
我们曾经快乐过 We used to be happy.
我女儿 简 My daughter, Jane.
独生女 Only child.
"隆胸"
简妮是十分典型的青少年 Janie's a pretty typical teenager:
愤世嫉俗 徬徨不安 angry, insecure, confused.
我很想告诉她明天会更好 I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass
可是我不想说谎 but I don't want to lie to her.
简 亲爱的 你是想扮成土包子吗？ Jane, honey, are you trying to look unattractive?
对 Yes.
恭喜 你扮得很像 Congratulations, you've succeeded admirably.
莱斯特 你能再慢一点吗？ Lester, could you make me a little later?
请快点 因为我还没迟到 Please, because I'm not quite late enough.
爸 干得好 Nice going, Dad.
我的妻女都觉得我很失败 Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser.
她们没错 And they're right.
我失去了什么 I have lost something.
我不知道是什么 I'm not exactly sure what it is,
过去我从未感到这么... but I know I didn't always feel this...
死气沉沉 sedated.
不过你知道吗？ But you know what?
想要重振雄风永远不嫌晚 It's never too late to get it back.
你好 我是《媒体月刊》的莱斯特 Hello. This is Lester Burnham from Media Monthly magazine.
麻烦找下坦布林先生 I'm calling for Mr. Tamblin, please.
截稿日期已经到了 Well, we're all under a deadline here.
呃你知道的 贵公司的新产品发布 Um, you see, there's some information about your product launch
还缺一些资料 that isn't even covered in your press release and...
对...我想问一下 Yeah, OK. Can I ask you a question?
坦布林是谁啊？到底有没有这个人？ Who is Tamblin? Does he exist?
因为他从来不上班 'Cause he doesn't ever seem to come in.
好吧 我留个号码 Yeah, OK. I'll leave my number.
555-01 99 It's 555-01 99.
莱斯特·伯纳姆 Lester Burnham.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 莱斯 Hey, Les.
借用你一分钟 You got a minute?
为了你 布拉德 五分钟都行 For you, Brad, I got five.
我相信你能理解公司必须裁减支出 So I'm sure you can understand our need to cut corners around here.
当然了 Sure.
经济不景气 得腾出一些资金 Times are tight. You got to free up some cash.
想赚钱就得先花钱 对吧 You got to spend money to make money, right?
没错 Exactly.
就像编辑总监弗卢努瓦先生刷公司的信用卡召妓 Like the time when Mr. Flournoy used the company MasterCard to pay for that hooker,
然后妓女用这张卡在瑞吉酒店住了三个月 and then she used the card and stayed at the St. Regis for three months...
-那是未经证实的小道消息 -那可是五万元 - That's unsubstantiated gossip! - That's $50,000!
是某个人的薪水 某个人将被炒鱿鱼 That's somebody's salary. That's somebody who's gonna get fired
就因为克雷格·弗卢努瓦花钱找女人作乐 because Craig has to pay women to fuck him!
老天 冷静点 Jesus! Calm down.
还没有人被炒鱿鱼 Nobody's getting fired yet.
这就是我们让大家写工作报告的缘由 That's why we're having everyone write out a job description
详细地描述他们的贡献 mapping out in detail how they contribute.
这样管理层可以评估谁有价值 That way management can assess who's valuable...
谁可以卷铺盖走人 And who's expendable.
我只是公事公办 It's just business.
我为杂志社干了十四年 I've been writing for this magazine for 14 years.
布拉德 你来了多久？一个月？ Brad, You've been here how long?whole a month?
我可是好人 莱斯 I'm one of the good guys, Les.
我跟你说实话 I'm trying to level with you.
这是你保住饭碗的机会 This is your one chance to save your job.
事情还没有定论 快写吧 There's no decision. Just write the damn thing.
你不觉得这很奇怪 有点独裁吗？ Well, you don't think it's weird and kind of fascist?
-也许吧 不过你不能失业 -哦 好吧 - Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed. - Oh, well, all right.
让我们出卖灵魂为撒旦工作吧 因为这样更方便些 Let's sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.
哦 你能不能再夸张一点啊 Oh, could you be a little bit more dramatic, please?
终于来了新邻居 So we finally got new neighbors.
要是罗曼家把房子交给我而不是“房地产中介王”处理 You know, if the Lomans had let me represent them instead of the Real Estate King
就不会等了半年才脱手 that house would never have sat on the market for six months.
你砍了他们家的悬铃木 他们还在生你的气 They were still mad at you for cutting down their sycamore.
他们家的？ Their sycamore?
拜托 树根有一大半长在我们家 你知道的 Come on! A substantial portion of the root structure was on our property. You know that.
你怎么能说是他们家的呢？ How can you call it their sycamore?
如果不是我的树 我才不忍心砍了 I wouldn't have the heart to cut down something if it wasn't partially mine.
妈 我们一定要听这种电梯音乐吗？ Mom, do we always have to listen to this elevator music?
不一定 No. No, we don't.
只要你煮一顿营养又美味的晚餐 As soon as you've prepared a nutritious, yet savory, meal
你想听什么都行 that I'm about to eat you can listen to whatever you like.
简妮 在学校好吗？ So, Janie, how was school?
还好 It was OK.
只是还好？ Just OK?
不是的 爸 学校棒极了 No, Dad. It was spectacular.
想知道我今天的工作怎样吗？ Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?
公司请了一位效率专家 They've hired this efficiency expert.
这位非常友好的家伙叫布拉德 有多友好呢 This really friendly guy named Brad. How perfect is that?
他主要负责让人觉得自己被解雇是事出有因的 And he's basically there to make it seem like they're justified in firing somebody
是因为公司不能直接跟对方说他被解雇了吗？是的 because they couldn't just come right out and say that, could they? No, no.
这么做就太直截了当了 That would just be too honest.
公司问我们话了... 你根本不在乎吗？ So they've asked us. You couldn't possibly care less, could you?
你想怎样？ Well, what do you expect?
不可能只因为你今日不顺 You can't all of a sudden be my best friend
我们的感情就突然变好 just because you had a bad day.
我是说 你都好几个月没跟我聊天了 I mean, hello! You've barely even spoken to me for months.
怎么 难道你是年度最佳母亲? 你把她当员工看 What? You're Mother of the Year? You treat her like an employee.
什么？ What?
你说什么？ What?!
我去吃冰淇淋 I'm going to get some ice cream.
简妮 Janie...
抱歉 我没有多陪陪你 我只是 I'm sorry. I haven't been more... available. I'm just... I...
你不必等我来找你呀 You know, you don't always have to wait for me to come to you.
好啊 是我的错咯？ Oh, great. So now it's my fault?
我不是这意思 这不是谁的错 I didn't say that. It's nobody's fault.
简妮 这是怎么了？ Janie, what happened?
从前我们无话不谈 We used to be pals.
房屋中介卡洛琳·伯纳姆
今天开放参观
中介王巴迪·坎恩
今天我会卖掉这栋房子 I will sell this house today.
欢迎光临 我是卡洛琳·伯纳姆 Welcome. I'm Carolyn Burnham.
这间客厅非常气派 This living room is very dramatic.
等下来看看本地的石头壁炉 Wait till you see the native stone fireplace!
简单清洁一下保证焕然一新 A simple cream could really lighten things up.
甚至还能装个天窗 You could even put in a skylight.
要不我们去看看厨房吧 Well, why don't we go into the kitchen?
这里是所有厨师都梦寐以求的厨房 It's a dream come true for any cook.
满满正能量 Just filled with positive energy.
你会惊讶地发现吊扇能降低你的电费 You'll be surprised how much a ceiling fan can cut down on your energy costs.
你还能在后院举办非常开心的聚会 You know, you could have some really fun backyard get-togethers out here.
广告里说泳池是环礁湖样式的 可这一点也不像 The ad said this pool was "lagoon-like." Nothing "lagoon-like" about it.
或许就剩点虫子吧 这里连植物都没有 Except for maybe the bugs! There aren't even any plants out here!
这些是什么? 这不就是植物吗？ What do you call this? ls this not this a plant?
如果你们要植物我就找园丁来 问题解决 If you have a problem with the plants, I can call my landscape architect. Solved!
我是说应该有环礁湖、有瀑布、有热带风味 I mean... I think lagoon, I think waterfall. I think tropical.
这只是个水泥坑 This is a cement hole.
车库里有些提基火把 I have some tiki torches in the garage.
别哭了! 别哭 爱哭鬼 Shut up! Stop it! You weak. You baby! Shut up!
别哭了! 别哭... Shut up! Shut up!
你在找谁？ Who are you looking for?
今晚我爸妈说要来 My parents are coming tonight.
他们想要开始多关心我 They're trying to, you know, take an active interest in me.
恶心 我最恨我妈这样 Gross. I hate it when my mom does that.
真是无聊透顶 他们关心自己就好了 They're such assholes. Why can't they just have their own lives?
是什么让你这么肯定她有想让我们去的？她有问吗？ What makes you so sure she wants us to be there? Did she ask?
当然没有 她不想让我们知道这对她有多重要 Of course not. She doesn't want us to know how important this is to her.
她练习了好几个礼拜 But she's been practicing her steps for weeks.
我敢打赌 她会怨恨我们的 I'll bet money she'll resent it.
我也错过TNT电视台的007连播 And I'm missing the James Bond marathon on TNT.
莱斯特 这很重要的 Lester! This is important!
我觉得你跟简渐渐疏远了 Now I'm sensing a real distance growing between you and Jane.
疏远? 她讨厌我 Growing? She hates me.
她只是任性 She's just willful.
她也讨厌你 She hates you, too.
借过 借过 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-不好意思 对不起 -你好 佩蒂 Sorry Pardon me. Excuse me. -Hi, patty.
现在是半场娱乐表演 Now, for your halftime entertainment,
来自罗克韦尔高中的获奖舞蹈 斯巴达之网 Rockwell High's award-winning Dancing Spartanettes!
看完了就能走吧？ We can leave right after this, right?
我去 他们还没走 Shit! They're still here.
简妮 Janie!
我很喜欢你的表演 Hey, I really enjoyed that!
恭喜 亲爱的 你表演得很棒 Congratulations! Honey, you were great!
我又没赢得什么 I didn't win anything.
嗨 我是简妮的爸爸莱斯特 Hi, I'm Lester, Janie's dad.
哦 你好 Oh, hi.
这是我朋友安吉拉·海斯 This is my friend, Angela Hayes.
好 幸会 OK. Good to meet you.
你今晚表演得也很不错 非常... You were also good tonight. Very...
认真 ...precise.
谢了 Thanks.
很高兴见到你 安吉拉 Nice to meet you, Angela.
亲爱的 我以你为荣 Honey! I am so proud of you!
我看得很仔细 你没有跳错 You know, I watched you very closely. You didn't screw up once!
好了 我们得走了 OK. We have to go.
那你们要去哪儿？ So what are you girls doing now?
爸 Dad!
我们要去吃披萨 We're going out for pizza.
是吗 搭便车吗？我们可以载你们一程 Oh, really? Do you need a ride. We can give you a ride.
我有车 一起走吗？ I have a car. You want to come with us?
谢了 我也有车 Thanks, but I have a car.
你有车 那太好了 You have a car. Well, that's great. That's great.
因为简妮也想马上买辆车 是吧？ 'Cause Janie's thinking about getting a car soon, aren't you?
爸 妈妈在等你 Dad! Mom's waiting for you.
很高兴认识你 安吉拉 Well, it was very nice meeting you, Angela.
只要是简妮的朋友 Any friend of Janie's is a...
就是我的朋友 ...friend of mine.
那 Well...
回头见 I'll be seeing you around, then.
他还能再逊点吗 Could he be any more... pathetic?
他很可爱呀 I think he's sweet.
他跟你妈一定很久没做过了 And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.
很奇怪 It's the weirdest thing.
我好像昏睡了二十年 I feel like I've been in a coma for about 20 years
现在终于苏醒 and I'm just now waking up.
太棒了 Spectacular.
抱歉今晚我爸那么怪 I'm so sorry my dad was weird tonight.
没关系 That's OK.
男人都会对我流口水 I'm used to guys drooling over me.
我十二岁起就这样 It started when I was about 12.
我跟爸妈上馆子 I'd go to dinner with my parents.
每周四晚 在红龙虾餐厅 Every Thursday night, Red Lobster.
当我走进餐厅 每个男人都盯着我看 And every guy there would stare at me when I walked in.
我知道他们在想什么 And I knew what they were thinking.
就像学校里的男生 打飞机都在想我 Just like I knew guys at school thought about me when they jerked off.
好恶心 Vomit.
不会 我喜欢 现在也是 No, I liked it. And I still like it.
如果我不认识的人见到我就想跟我上床 If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me
这代表我真的有机会成为一名模特 it means I really have a shot at being a model,
这样很棒 which is great.
因为当普通人是最糟的 Because there's nothing worse in life than being ordinary.
你一定能成功 I really think it'll happen for you.
我知道 I know.
因为一个人命中注定的事 一定会发生 Because everything that was meant to happen, does... eventually.
混蛋 Asshole.
安吉拉·海斯 555-02 10
喂 Hello?
喂？ Hello?
-喂? -你打给我干吗？ - Hello? - Why'd you call me?
没有啊 I didn't.
我一接电话就被挂断 My phone rang and I answered, and somebody hung up.
按回拨后你就接了 I star-69ed, and I called you back.
我刚才在洗澡 Well, I was in the shower.
好恶心 Oh, gross!
瑞奇 吃早饭了 Ricky? Breakfast!
马上来 Be right there.
-妈 -嗨 - Mom? - Hello.
我不吃培根 记得吗？ I don't eat bacon, remember?
对不起 我忘了 I'm sorry. I must've forgotten.
爸 有什么世界新闻？ What's new in the world, Dad?
这国家就快完蛋了 This country is going straight to hell.
-你约了人吗? -没有 - Are you expecting anyone? - No.
没有啊 No.
-嗨 -欢迎你们 - Hi. - Welcome to the neighborhood.
一点心意 我们后院种的 Just something from our garden.
除了意大利面是店里买的 Except the pasta. We got that at Fallaci's.
新鲜得不得了 丢进水一烫就熟 It's unbelievably fresh. Drop it in the water and it's done.
我是吉姆·欧麦尔 Jim Olmeyer.
你的邻居 欢迎你们 Two doors down. Welcome to the neighborhood.
我是海军陆战队法兰克·费兹上校 Colonel Frank Fitts, US Marine Corps.
幸会 这位是我的伙伴 Nice to meet you. This is my partner.
吉姆·伯克利 大家都叫我J·B Jim Berkley, but people call me J.B.
废话少说 Let's cut to the chase, OK?
你们想推销什么？ What are you guys selling?
没有 我们只是向新邻居打声招呼 Nothing. We just wanted to say hi to our new neighbors.
哦哦 你们说是伙伴 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said you're partners,
你们是做什么的？ so what's your business?
嗯... Well...
他是税务律师 He is a tax attorney.
他是麻醉师 And he's an anesthesiologist.
这些臭基佬老爱骚扰别人 How come these faggots always have to rub it in your face?
他们怎么这么无耻？ How can they be so shameless?
爸 是这样的 他们不觉得这有什么无耻的 That's the whole thing, Dad. They don't feel that's anything to be ashamed of.
无耻透顶 Well, it is.
你说得对 Yeah, you're right.
别把我当你妈一样哄 小子 Don't placate me like I'm your mother, boy.
长官 请恕我有话直说 Forgive me, sir, for speaking so bluntly:
那些臭基佬真是令我作呕 Those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.
我有同感 儿子 Well, me too, Son.
我有同感 Yeah, me too.
是真的 他就脱下裤子把那话儿掏出来 I'm serious. He just pulled down his pants and yanked it out.
你懂得 好像在说“跟快活先生打个招呼” You know, like, "Say hello to Mr. Happy."
好恶心 Gross.
才不会 挺酷的 It wasn't gross. It was kind of cool.
你跟他做了吗？ So did you do it with him?
当然了 Of course I did.
他是有名的摄影师 He is a really well-known photographer.
经常替超级名模拍照 He shoots for Elle on, like, a regular basis.
拒绝他就未免太蠢了 It would've been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.
你真是个妓女 You are a total prostitute.
这才是现实社会 Hey. That's how things really are.
你不懂 因为你只是个被宠坏的娇娇女 You just don't know because you're this pampered little suburban chick.
你也是 So are you.
你就上过一次杂志 看起来又肥 You've only been in Seventeen once, and you looked fat!
别以为自己是超模克莉丝蒂·杜灵顿 So stop acting like you're goddamned Christy Turlington!
婊子 Cunt!
我讨厌人们把他们的不安全感发泄到我身上 I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.
我的天 Oh, my God!
他是昨晚偷拍我的变态 That's the pervert who filmed me last night.
他？ Him?
简 不可能 他是个十足的疯子 Jane, no way, he's a total lunatic.
-你认识他? -嗯 - You know him? - Yeah.
九年级打工的时候 我跟他上同一个午班 We were on the same lunch shift when I was in ninth grade
他老是说一些奇奇怪怪的话 and he would always say the most random, weird things.
然后有一天 他突然消失了 And then one day, he was just, like, gone.
接着... And then,
康妮·卡尔杜洛说他被父母送精神病院去了 Connie Cardullo told me that his parents had to put him in a mental institution.
为什么？他做了什么？ Why? What did he do?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
乱说话又不会被送进精神病院 Well, they can't put you away just for saying weird things.
你这个骚货 You total slut!
-你恋上他了 -什么? 拜托 - You've got a crush on him! - What? Please!
你爱上他才替他说话 你想要生他的小孩 You're defending him. You love him. You want to have 1 0,000 of his babies.
-闭嘴 -嗨 - Shut up! - Hi.
我叫瑞奇 刚搬到你家隔壁 My name's Ricky. I just moved next door to you.
我知道 I know.
我还记得一件让人不安的事 昨晚你一直偷拍我 I kind of remember this really creepy incident where you were filming me last night.
我不想吓你 只是觉得你很有意思 I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.
谢了 Thanks,
不过我不想让疯子迷上我 but I don't need some psycho obsessing about me right now.
我不是迷上你 I'm not obsessing.
只是好奇 I'm just curious.
真是个怪胎 What a freak!
他活像个圣经推销员 And why does he dress like a Bible salesman?
他好有自信心 He's, like, so confident.
不可思议 That can't be real.
我不敢相信 I don't believe him.
我是说 他连看都没看我一眼 I mean, he didn't even look at me once.
你为什么入伍？ How'd you get in the Army?
教官 我有三个理由 Look, Sergeant, I got three reasons for being in the Army.
第一 我爱国 第二 我爱家乡 First, I'm patriotic. Second, I love my country.
第三 他们抓住了我 And third, they nailed me.
你们两个解散后立即向我报到 You two boys report to me immediately after this formation.
中士 把他们带走 Take them away, Sarge!
嘿 Hey.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
这是怎么回事？ What's going on here?
趴低点 魔鬼教官来了 Bend all the way down. Here comes the bull of the woods.
抱歉 你说什么？ I'm sorry, what?
妈 没有人说话 Mom, nobody said anything.
对不起 Oh. I'm sorry.
大家都携伴参加 要不然会惹人闲话 Everyone's with their spouse. How'd it look if I showed up with no one?
-你总是忽视我然后去跟别人聊天... -听我说 - You always end up ignoring me and talking... - Now listen to me.
这是重要的应酬 This is an important business function.
如你所知 我的工作就是贩卖形象 As you know, my business is selling an image
我必须维持好形象 and part of myjob is to live that image...
亲爱的 帮帮忙 Honey, do me a favor.
-有话直说 别恭维我 -好吧 - Would you just say whatever you want to say and spare me the propaganda. -All right.
嗨 雪莉 Hi, Shirley!
帮个忙 今晚装开心点 Listen, just do me a favor. Act happy tonight.
亲爱的 我很开心呀 I am happy, honey.
才怪 No, you're not.
是巴迪 Oh! That's Buddy!
巴迪 Buddy.
-巴迪 你好 -你好 - Buddy! Hi. - Hi!
很高兴再见到你 Good to see you again.
我也是 卡瑟琳 It's so good to see you, too, Catherine.
-卡洛琳 -卡洛琳 没错 你好吗？ - Carolyn. - Carolyn, of course. How are you?
很好 谢谢 Very well, thank you.
-你好 克丽丝蒂 -你好 - Hello, Christy. - Hello.
我老公 莱斯特 My husband, Lester.
幸会 It's a pleasure.
去年我们在喜来登圣诞晚会上见过 We've met before, actually. This thing last year. Christmas at the Sheraton.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
没关系 我也会记不住我自己的 It's OK. I wouldn't remember me, either.
亲爱的 别乱讲 Honey, don't be weird!
-好的 亲爱的 我不乱讲 -好 - All right, honey. I won't be weird. - OK.
-你要我怎样我就怎样 -嗯 好... - I'll be whatever you want me to be. - Well, OK...
我们的关系很好 We have a very healthy relationship.
是啊 I see.
不知道你们怎么想 我是得去喝一杯 Well, I don't know about you guys, but I need a drink.
多倒点 老兄 Put a little more in there, cowboy.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你是住在罗宾汉路的红门房子里吗？ Don't you live on Robin Hood Trail? The house with the red door?
对 Yeah.
我叫瑞奇·费兹 我刚搬到你家隔壁 I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved in the house next to you.
瑞奇·费兹 你好 我是莱斯特·伯纳姆 Hi, Ricky Fitts. I'm Lester Burnham.
你好 伯纳姆先生 Hi, Mr. Burnham.
你乐不乐？ Do you party?
什么？ Excuse me?
你想爽一下吗？ Do you get high?
我是有点醉才敢这么说 You know, I probably wouldn't even tell you this if I weren't a little tipsy. but...
我好崇拜你 I'm in complete awe of you.
我是说 你的房屋中介公司规模庞大 I mean, your firm is hands down the Rolls Royce of local real estate firms
你个人销售记录更是... and your personal sales record is...
让我自叹不如 It's very intimidating.
我很想好好研究你的大脑 You know, I'd love to sit down with you and just pick your brain.
如果你愿意的话 If you'd ever be willing.
确切地说 我是你的竞争对手 但... You know. I suppose, technically, I'm the competition. but,
我根本就没资格和你平起平坐 I mean, I don't flatter myself that I'm even in the same league as you.
我没资格 I don't.
我很乐意 I'd love to.
-真的? -当然了 - Really? - Absolutely.
打给我秘书安排午餐 Call my secretary. Have her schedule a lunch.
好吧 谢谢你 I'll do that. Thank you.
看过那部电影吗？有具尸体提着他的头四处晃悠 Did you see that movie where the body is walking around
然后头掉到一个美女身上 carrying its own head and then the head goes down on that babe?
《活跳尸》 Re-Animator.
喂 我不是付钱让你跑到外头来的 Look, I'm not paying you to do whatever it is you're doing out here.
好 那就别付我钱 Fine. So don't pay me.
-你说什么? -我不干了 - Excuse me? - I quit.
你不必付我钱 So you don't have to pay me.
别来烦我 Now leave me alone.
臭小子 Asshole.
我想你刚成了我的偶像 I think you just became my personal hero.
说不干就不干 你不怕吗？ Doesn't that make you nervous, just quitting your job like that?
我猜你现在才...16岁？ Well, I guess when you're all of, what, 16...
18岁 Eighteen.
这份工作只是幌子 I just do these gigs as a cover.
我有别的收入 I have other sources of income.
为了应付我爸 But my dad interferes less in my life
我就假装是有体面工作的正直青年 when I pretend to be an upstanding young citizen with a respectable job.
莱斯特 Lester?!
你在干吗？ What are you doing?
亲爱的 这...瑞奇·费兹 Honey, this... Ricky Fitts.
这是瑞奇·费兹 This is Ricky Fitts.
我是瑞奇·费兹 我刚搬到你家隔壁 I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved into the house next to you.
我跟你女儿同校 I go to school with your daughter.
-和简？-对 - With Jane? - Yeah.
-真的吗? -嗯 - Really? - Jane.
你好 Hi.
我要走了 门口见 I'm ready to go. I'll meet you out front.
我有麻烦了 I'm in trouble!
幸会了 瑞奇·费兹 谢谢你的这玩意 Nice meeting you, Ricky Fitts. Thanks for the... thing.
不客气 莱斯特 Anytime. Lester!
还要的话尽管来找我 If you want any more, you know where I live.
我去 他们回家了 Shit. They're home.
快 去我房间 Quick, let's go up to my room.
我得跟你爸打声招呼 I should say hi to your dad.
不能没有礼貌 I don't want to be rude.
西装不错 Nice suit.
伯纳姆先生 你很帅 You're looking good, Mr. Burnham.
上次你好像有点紧张 Last time I saw you, you looked kind of wound up.
那是沙士吗？ Is that root beer?
我爱喝沙士 你呢？ I love root beer, don't you?
-嘿 -嗨 妈 - Hey. - Hi, Mom.
记得安吉拉吗？ You remember Angela?
当然了 Yes, of course.
我忘了讲 她要来过夜 可以吗？ I forgot to tell you, she's gonna spend the night. ls that OK?
抱歉 我爸的事 Sorry about my dad.
不会 他很好玩 Don't be. I think it's funny.
对你来说他只想跟你上床 Yeah, to you, he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones.
对我来说 But to me,
他真的很丢脸 he's just... too embarrassing to live.
你妈才丢脸 好假 Well, your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony.
你爸倒是很可爱 But your dad's actually kind of cute.
闭嘴 Shut up.
是真的 他锻炼一下会很性感 He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot.
闭嘴 Shut up!
得了吧 难道你没偷看他洗澡吗？ Oh, Come on! Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear?
我猜他的鸡巴一定很大 I bet he's got a big dick.
你真是有够恶心 You are so grossing me out right now!
要是他练了胸和手臂 我就上他 If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him!
我还会舔你爸又大有粗的鸡巴 I would! I would suck on your dad's big, fat dick
然后把他搞到爽歪歪 and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head!
简 嘘...什么声音？ Jane!shh What's that noise?
我听到什么 I swear I heard something.
对 那是你这头恶心大肥猪的声音 Yeah. That was the sound of you being a huge, disgusting pig.
我是说真的 No, I'm serious.
看 See?
我的天 简 Oh, my God, Jane.
是什么？ What is it?
隔壁的疯子 It's that psycho next door.
简 也许他迷上了你 Jane, what if he worships you?
也许他用死人骷髅什么的 What if he's got, like, a shrine
对着你的照片烧香膜拜 with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?
我去 他一定在拍我们 Shit. I bet he's filming us right now.
真的吗？ Really?
欢迎观赏"美国最怪家庭录像" Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos.
瑞奇 Ricky?
来了 爸 Coming, Dad.
你知道我不喜欢家里的门锁着 小子 You know I don't like locked doors in my house, boy.
对不起 我一定是不小心才把它锁上了 I'm sorry. I must've locked it by accident.
有什么事？ So, what's up?
我要你的尿样 I need a urine sample.
又过了半年 Wow. It's been six months already.
我刚小便 明天再给你可以吗？ Can I give it to you in the morning? I just took a whiz.
好吧 Yeah, I suppose.
你知道... You know...
晚安 儿子 Well... Good night, Son.
我在等着你 I've been waiting for you.
你练过肌肉 对吧？ You've been working out, haven't you?
我看得出来 I could tell.
我希望你能帮我洗个澡 I was hoping you'd give me a bath.
我好脏哦 I'm very, very dirty.
你在干吗？ What are you doing?
没干吗 Nothing.
你在手淫 You were masturbating.
-才没有 -你在手淫 - I was not. - Yes, you were.
好吧 我是在手淫 枪毙我吧 All right, so shoot me! I was whacking off.
没错 我在打飞机 That's right, I was choking the bishop.
撸管 你懂得 跟我的小弟弟打招呼 Chafing the carrot. You know, saying hi to my monster.
太恶心了 That's disgusting!
对不起哦 至少我还有一点性趣 Excuse me, but some of us still have blood pumping through our veins!
我也有 So do I!
是吗？ Really?
似乎只有我肯采取行动 I'm the only one who seems to be doing anything about it!
莱斯特 我不想这样下去 Lester, I refuse to live like this.
我们不像夫妻 This is not a marriage!
我们早就没有夫妻之实了 This hasn't been a marriage for years.
只要我闭上嘴你就很高兴 But you were happy as long as I kept my mouth shut.
你猜怎么着 我变了 Guess what? I've changed.
新的我一性奋就打飞机 And the new me whacks off when he feels horny,
因为你一点也帮不上忙 'cause you're obviously not gonna help me out in that department.
你以为只有你会性饥渴吗？ Oh, I see. You think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated.
是吗? 那就来呀 宝贝 我准备好了 I'm not? Well, then come on, baby, I'm ready!
别把我惹毛了 先生 Don't you mess with me, mister.
小心我跟你离婚 整死你 I will divorce you so fast it'll make your head spin!
以什么理由？ On what grounds?
我不酗酒 不搞外遇 I'm not a drunk. I don't fuck other women.
我没有虐待你 从没打过你 I don't mistreat you. I've never hit you.
自从你摆明把我当成废物 I don't even try to touch you since you made it abundantly clear
我甚至碰都没碰过你 just how unnecessary you consider me to be!
但你拿中介执照时我支持过你 But I did support you when you got your license.
一些人可能认为我该和你平分家产 And some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours.
上床前记得关灯 好么？ So turn out the light when you come back to bed, OK?
当你意识到你还有能力给自己惊喜时 这是件好事 It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.
这能让你琢磨琢磨 自己还能干哪些已经忘却的事 Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
大家好 Hey, guys!
莱斯特 我不知道你也在跑步 Lester, I didn't know you ran.
嗯 我才开始 Well, I just started.
太好了 Good for you.
你们可以指点指点我 I figured you might be able to give me some pointers.
我得赶紧练好身材 I need to shape up. Fast.
你是想减肥呢 Are you looking to just lose weight
还是想增强力量跟灵活性 or do you want to have increased strength and flexibility as well?
我只想有好身材 I want to look good naked.
搞什么？ Oh, what is this?
同性恋大游行吗？ Fucking gay pride parade?
你好 瑞奇 Hey, Ricky.
我累得半死 他们却轻松自在 My life is passing before my eyes and those two have barely broken a sweat.
不好意思 你好 Sorry, hi.
我是莱斯特·伯纳姆 住隔壁的 我们没还见过面 Lester Burnham. I live next door. We haven't met.
我是海军陆战队法兰克·费兹上校 Colonel Frank Fitts, US Marine Corps.
哦 嗯... Oh, well...
欢迎你们 长官 Welcome to the neighborhood, sir.
瑞奇...呃... Um...Ricky...Um...
上次我们谈到的那部电影 I was thinking about... the movie we talked about.
-《活跳尸》 -没错 - Re-Animator. - Yeah.
你想借来看？在我房间里 You want to borrow it? Ok, It's up in my room.
-好 -来吧 - OK. - Come on.
-帮我拿一下 -好 - Can you hold this for a sec? - Sure.
有人在我爸不会闯进来 I don't think my dad would come in while someone else is here,
不过谁晓得呢 but you never know.
-这是什么? -尿液 - What is this? -Urine.
我每半年得药检一次 确定没有吸毒 I have to take a drug test every six months just to make sure I'm clean.
别开玩笑 你昨晚才跟我一起哈的草 Are you kidding? You just smoked with me last night.
这不是我的 It's not mine.
我有个客户是儿科护士 One of my clients is a nurse in a pediatrician's office.
我和她做了个交易 她给我干净尿液 I cut her a deal, she keeps me in clean piss.
你喜欢平克·弗洛伊德乐队？ You like Pink Floyd?
我喜欢很多种音乐 I like a lot of music.
我有好久没听这张唱片了 Man, I haven't listened to this album in years.
你要多少？ How much do you want?
不知道 我好久没买了 I don't know. It's been a while.
一盎斯多少钱？ How much is an ounce?
这可是好货 三百元 This is totally decent, and it's 300.
这玩意是上等货 This shit is top-of-the-line.
它叫G13 美国政府研发的品种 It's called G-1 3. It's genetically engineered by the US government.
吸了很爽 不过很温和 不会有副作用 It's extremely potent, but a completely mellow high. No paranoia.
昨晚就是哈这玩意？ Is that what we smoked last night?
我只哈这一种草 This is all I ever smoke.
多少钱？ How much?
两千 Two grand.
乖乖 Jesus!
时代真的是变了 Things have changed since 1973.
不必付现 你很可靠 You don't have to pay now. I know you're good for it.
谢了 Thanks.
我的名片有寻呼机号码 There's a card in there with my beeper number.
随时呼叫我都行 Beep me any time, day or night.
还有 我只收现金 And I only accept cash.
怪不得你买得起这些器材 Now I know how you can afford all this equipment.
我像你这么大的时候 就为了买卡式录音机 我卖了一夏天的汉堡 When I was your age, I flipped burgers all summer just to buy an 8-track.
太逊了 That sucks.
不 其实很棒 No. Actually, it was great.
当年我成天寻欢作乐 All I did was party and get laid.
有挥霍不完的青春 had my whole life ahead of me.
我爸以为这是打工赚来的 My dad thinks I pay for all this with catering jobs.
永远不要低估否认的力量 Never underestimate the power of denial.
你这是在干什么啊？ What the hell do you think you're doing?
哇哦 母老虎发威了 Wow. Mom's mad.
我在举重 Bench presses.
我先练胸肌 然后再练背 I'm going to whale on my pecs, and then I'm going to do my back.
我看见你在哈草 那敢情好 I see you're smoking pot now. I'm so glad.
吸食非法的精神药物 I think using illegal psychotropic substances
真是给咱们女儿树的好榜样 is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
你是一个爱说闲话、无情的拜金怪胎 You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.
莱斯特 你讲话怎么这么冲？ Lester, you have such hostility in you!
我就想在这里锻炼 行吗？ Do you mind? I'm trying to work out here.
除非你想玷污我 Unless you want to spot me.
莱斯特 你一定会得到报应的 Lester, you will not get away with this! You can be sure of that!
那是你的想法 That's... what...you... think.
"我的工作主要包括掩饰我对蠢货主管的蔑视" "My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge
"每天至少一次去男厕打飞机" and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off
"同时幻想着我的人生不是地狱" while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."
我看你是不想保住饭碗 Well, you obviously have no interest in saving yourself.
布拉德 十四年来我为广告业卖身工作 Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry.
现在唯一能救我自己的办法就是对公司开炮 The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
随便你 管理层要你今天就走人 Whatever. Management wants you gone by the end of the day.
管理层打算给我多少遣散费 What sort of severance package is management prepared to offer me
考虑到我知道编辑总监 considering the information I have about our editorial director
用公司的钱召妓 buying pussy with company money?
这种事国税局一定很感兴趣 Which I think would interest the lRS,
因为从技术上讲 它可算作欺诈罪 since it technically constitutes fraud.
我确信我们的一些广告客户和对手 I'm sure that some of our advertisers and rival publications
也一定很想知道 might like to know about it as well.
更别说克雷格他老婆了 Not to mention... Craig's wife.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
一年的薪水加福利 One year's salary with benefits.
不可能 That's not going to happen.
我的行李箱里再加一点性骚扰指控 你觉得怎样？ What do you say I throw in a little sexual harassment charge to boot?
你想告谁？ Against who?
告你呀 Against you.
你能证明你没提议 我要是让你吹箫 Can you prove that you didn't offer to save my job
就保我的工作？ if I let you blow me?
伙计 你他妈是个变态 Man... You are one twisted fuck.
不 我就一普通人 只是光脚的不怕穿鞋的 Nope. I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.
-卡洛琳 -巴迪 - Carolyn. - Buddy.
抱歉让你等这么久 I am so sorry to have kept you waiting.
克丽丝蒂今早去纽约了 Christy left for New York this morning.
家里可以说是一团糟 Let's just say things were a little hectic around the house.
她到纽约干吗？ What's she doing in New York?
她要搬到那里 没错 我们离婚了 She's moving there. Yes. We are splitting up.
巴迪 很遗憾 Buddy, I'm so sorry.
是啊 Yes.
她说我过于专注于事业 According to her, I'm too focused on my career.
好像我的事业成功反倒是... As if being driven to succeed is some sort of a
我的不对 character flaw.
她倒是很会享受我赚来的钱 Well, she certainly did take advantage of the lifestyle my success afforded her.
这样也好 It's for the best.
那晚我在聚会上见到你们俩 你看上去好像很幸福 When I saw you two at the party the other night, you seemed perfectly happy.
就当我疯了 Call me crazy...
我的看法是 想要成功 ...but it is my philosophy that in order to be successful,
就得随时随地维持完美形象 one must project an image of success at all times.
你在干吗？ What are you doing?
我在拍这只死鸟 I was filming this dead bird.
为什么？ Why?
因为它很美 Because it's beautiful.
我想你今天大概是忘了吃药吧 疯小子 I think maybe you forgot your medication today, mental-boy.
你好 简 Hi, Jane.
我要你别再拍我 Look, I want you to stop filming me.
好 OK.
别看了 好无聊 我们走吧 Well, whatever. This is boring. Let's go.
你要搭便车吗？ Do you need a ride?
你疯啦？ Are you crazy?
我可不想被他分尸丢进垃圾桶 I don't want to end up hacked to pieces in a dumpster somewhere.
没关系 我走路 It's OK. I'll walk.
但谢了 But thanks.
瞧 他不想来 走吧 See? He doesn't want to go anyway. Come on. Let's go.
走啊 简 Come on, Jane.
我也想走路 I think I'm gonna walk, too.
什么？ What?
简 差不多有一英里路呢 Jane, that's, like, almost a mile!
天 我爱这个 Oh, God! I love it!
你喜欢被中介王搞吗？ You like getting nailed by the king?
对 爱死了 Yes, I love it!
操我吧 陛下 Fuck me, Your Majesty!
-谁是国王? -你 - Who's the king? - You are!
谁是国王？ Who's the king?
美国女郎 离我远点 American woman Stay away from me
美国女郎 别来烦我 American woman Mama let me be
别在我家门口闲逛 Don't come hanging around my door
我不想再见到你 I don't wanna see your face no more
笑一笑 欢迎光临 Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's.
什么？ What?
你想尝尝我们新出的培根鸡蛋卷吗？ Would you like to try our new bacon and egg fajita,
限时特价一块两毛九 just $1 .29 for a limited time only?
不了 谢谢 No, but thank you.
我要大汉堡 微笑薯条跟橘子汽水 I'd like the Big Barn Burger, Smiley Fries, and an orange soda.
请开到窗口付帐 谢谢 Please drive up to the window. Thank you.
谢谢光临 四块九毛八 Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's. That'll be $4.98, please.
"招人"
要微笑沙司吗？ Would you like some Smiley Sauce?
不要 事实上 我想找份工作 No, no. Actually, I'd like to fill out an application.
不缺经理 只要服务员 There's no jobs for manager. It's just for counter.
很好 Good.
我在找不用负责的工作 I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
我认为你不适合这里 I don't think you'd fit in here.
我干过快餐业 I have fast-food experience.
大概二十年前 Yeah, like 20 years ago!
虽然快餐业日新月异 I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry,
不过应该有职前培训吧 but surely you must have some sort of training program.
别以为我学不会 It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.
这正是我需要的 That was exactly what I needed.
可以说是"皇家享受" The royal treatment, so to speak.
我压力太大了 I was so stressed out.
知道我压力大时是怎么做的吗？ Know what I do when I feel like that?
怎么做？ What?
去打靶 I fire a gun.
-真的吗? -嗯 我到市中心的的那家小靶场 - Really? - Yeah, I go to this little firing range downtown and I...
打上几轮枪 just pop off a few rounds.
我没开过枪 I've never fired a gun before.
你得试试看 没有什么比它更爽 Well, you've got to try it. Nothing makes you feel more powerful.
除了一件事 Well, almost nothing.
你喜欢新家吗？ So, do you like your new house?
喜欢 I like it.
过去住那儿的人会喂流浪猫 所以猫总会在附近出没 The people who used to live there fed stray cats, so they were always around,
这让我妈抓狂 and it drove my mother nuts.
后来她砍了他们的树 And then she cut down their tree.
那是出殡吗？ Is that a funeral?
对 你有认识的人去世了吗？ Yeah. Have you ever known anybody who died?
没有 你呢？ No. Have you?
没有 No.
不过我曾经看到女流浪汉冻死了 But I did see this homeless woman who froze to death once.
她就躺在人行道上 看起来很糟糕 Just lying there on the sidewalk. She looked really sad.
我把她拍了下来 I got that homeless woman on videotape.
为什么要拍她？ Why would you film that?
因为这令人惊叹 Because it was amazing.
有什么好令人惊叹的？ What's amazing about it?
当你见到这种事 When you see something like that
就像是上帝在边上看着你 就一会儿 it's like God is looking right at you, just for a second.
你只要留意就能看到 And if you're careful, you can look right back.
那你看到了什么？ And what do you see?
美 Beauty.
妈 我想让你见一个人 Mom? I want you to meet somebody.
妈？ Mom?
什么？ Yes.
我想要你见一个人 这是简 I want you to meet somebody. This is Jane.
你好 Hi.
天哪 抱歉家里有点乱 Oh, my. I apologize for the way things look around here.
这里是我爸的藏身处 This is where my dad hides out.
我猜他很喜欢枪 I take it he's got a thing for guns.
你得看看这个 You got to see this one thing.
要是被他发现 我会被打死的 My dad would kill me if he knew I was in here.
你偷了他的钥匙？ Did you steal his keys?
没有 我有个客户是锁匠 No. One of my clients is a locksmith.
有一晚他缺钱 所以用这个交换 He was short on cash one night, so I let him pay me in trade.
翻过来 Turn it over.
我的天 Oh, my God.
这好像是第三帝国的官方瓷器 It's, like, official state china of the Third Reich.
有一群人专门收集这类纳粹玩意 There's a whole subculture of people who collect this Nazi shit.
不过我爸就这一个盘子 But my dad just has this one thing.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
没事 Nothing.
不 你怕我 No, you're scared of me.
没有 No, I'm not.
想看看我拍过的最美事物吗？ You want to see the most beautiful thing I've ever filmed?
那一天 再过几分钟就要下雪 It was one of those days where it's a minute away from snowing...
空气里带着电 ...and there's this electricity in the air.
你几乎能听得见 You can almost hear it.
对吧？ Right?
这个塑料袋... And this bag was just...
就和我跳起舞来 ...dancing with me.
像一个小孩求我陪他玩 Like a little kid, begging me to play with it.
整整十五分钟 For 1 5 minutes.
那一天我突然意识到 That's the day I realized that there was this...
事物的背后都有一种生命 ...entire life behind things...
一股极其仁慈的力量 ...and this incredibly benevolent force
让我知道其实我不必害怕 that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid...
永远不必 ...ever.
我知道视频是个糟糕的借口 Video's a poor excuse, I know.
不过它帮助我记忆 But it helps me remember.
我必须牢记 I need to remember.
有时候这个世界... Sometimes there is so much...
拥有太多的美 ...beauty... in the world.
我好像无法承受 I feel like I can't take it.
我的心... And my heart...
差一点就要崩溃 ...is just going to cave in.
天啊 几点了？ Oh, my God. What time is it?
抱歉这么迟回来 Sorry I'm late.
没关系 亲爱的 No, no. That's quite all right, dear.
你爸和我在讨论他一天的工作 Your father and I were just discussing his day at work.
亲爱的 为何不跟女儿说说这事呢 Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
简妮 今天我辞职了 Janie, today I quit my job.
然后我屌了老板一顿 Then I told my boss to go fuck himself
还敲诈他快六万元 把芦笋递给我 and blackmailed him for almost $60,000. Pass the asparagus.
你爸好像认为这种事很光荣 Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
而你妈似乎更喜欢让我活得像个该死的囚犯 And your mother seems to prefer I go through life like a fucking prisoner
让我的鸡巴无用武之地 while she keeps my dick in a jar under the sink.
你怎么能在她面前说这种话？ How dare you speak to me that way in front of her?
而且我很惊讶你在丢工作的当天 And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me
还能如此轻视我 on the same day that you lose your job!
我没丢工作 这不像“哎哟 我的工作去哪了？” I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops. Where'd my job go?"
我是辞职 I quit!
麻烦把芦笋递给我 Someone pass the asparagus, please.
谢谢你哦 让我承受独自一人养家糊口的额外压力 Oh, I want to thank you for putting me under the added pressure of being the sole breadwinner now.
我已经有工作了 I already have a job.
不 你根本没有想过谁来还房贷 No, don't give a second thought as to who's gonna pay the mortgage.
你只会把问题丢给我 “卡洛琳 你会搞定一切的” We'll just leave it all to Carolyn! "You're gonna take care of everything now, Carolyn."
“是的 我不介意 我真不的介意” "Yes, I don't mind, real don't."
“你是说一切？你不介意一个人养家糊口？” "You mean everything? You don't mind having the sole responsibility?
你丈夫却觉得他可以辞职不干... Your husband feels he can quit his job..."
有人能把该死的芦笋递给我吗？ Will someone pass the fucking asparagus?
我不想管你们 I'm not gonna be a part of this.
坐下 Sit down!
我烦透了你们当我不存在 I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.
你们俩想做什么都行 You two do whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it,
-我不会抱怨 我要的只是羞耻心 -你不会抱怨? 拜托 - and I don't complain. All I want is the shame. - You don't complain? Oh, please!
原谅我 我一定是得精神病了 Excuse me, excuse me! I must be psychotic!
如果你没抱怨 这又是什么？ If you don't complain, what is this?
听听这话有多可笑 你没... Yeah, let's bring in the laugh meter and see how loud it gets on that one! You don't...
亲爱的 别打岔 Don't interrupt me, honey.
还有一件事 And another thing.
从现在起 用餐音乐要换着听 From now on, we're going to alternate our dinner music
因为 老实说不是只有我这么想 because, frankly, and I don't think I'm alone here,
这种糟透的轻音乐我听烦了 I am really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit.
走开 Go away!
亲爱的 让我进去吧 Honey, please let me in.
我希望今晚你没有目睹那可怕的一幕 Look, I wish that you hadn't witnessed that awful scene tonight.
不过某种意义上讲 我也很庆幸 but in a way, I'm glad.
为什么? 我可以看看你和爸爸到底是怎样的奇葩 Why? So I can see what freaks you and Dad really are?
我？ Me?
天啊 Oh, God.
妈 别这样 Oh, Christ, Mom.
不 我很庆幸 因为... No, I'm glad because...
因为现在你长大了 该学习人生中最重要的一课 Because you're old enough now to learn the most important lesson in life:
你不能依赖别人 只能靠自己 You cannot count on anyone except yourself.
很悲哀 不过是真的 You know, it's sad but true.
越早学会这点越好 And the sooner you learn it, the better.
妈 我真的不想有这一精彩时刻好吗 Look, Mom, I really don't feel like having a Kodak moment here, OK?
你个没良心的小屁孩 You ungrateful little brat!
瞧瞧你拥有的这一切 Just look at everything you have!
我在你这个年纪 只能住公寓 When I was your age, I lived in a duplex!
我们甚至没有自己的房子 We didn't even have our own house.
小杂种 You little bastard!
-不 我只是... -你是怎么打开的？ - No, I just... - How did you get in there?
说啊! 说啊! How? How?
给我起来 Come on, get up!
起来 起来 Come on! Come on! Get up!
还手呀 娘娘腔 Fight back, you little pussy!
不 长官 我不会还手 No, sir, I won't fight you!
你是怎么打开的？ How?! How did you get in there?
我把锁撬开了 长官 I picked the lock, sir.
你在找什么? 钱？ What were you looking for? Money?
你又在吸毒吗？ Are you on dope again?
没有 长官 我只想让女朋友看你的纳粹瓷器 No, sir. I wanted to show my girlfriend your Nazi plate.
女朋友？ A girlfriend?
是的 长官 她住在隔壁 Yes, sir. She lives next door.
她叫简 Her name's Jane.
我这是为你好 小子 This is for your own good, boy.
你一点都不尊重他人的东西和权威 You have no respect for other people's things and for authority.
是的 长官 对不起 Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
你不能爱怎样就怎样 Can't just go around doing whatever you feel like!
你不能 人生是有规矩的 You can't! There are rules in life.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
-你要懂规矩 -嗯 - You need structure, -Oh, yeah.
-你要有纪律 -有纪律 - You need discipline! - Discipline.
遵命 长官 谢谢你教导我 别对我失望 爸 Yes, sir. Thank you for trying to teach me. Don't give up on me, Dad.
瑞奇 Oh, Ricky...
别动我的东西 You stay out of there!
我得说 伯纳姆太太 当你第一次来这里时我以为你会不知所措 I gotta say, Mrs. Burnham. when you first came here, I thought you would be hopeless.
不过你是天生好手 But you're a natural.
我只知道 我爱开这把枪 Well, all I know is, I love shooting this gun!
别跟我说不要飞翔 我就是想飞 Don't tell me not to fly I've simply got to
若要坠落 那也是我 不是你 If someone takes a spill It's me and not you
别扫我的兴 Don't bring around the cloud to rain on my parade
我要我人马行军出发 我会击鼓助威 I'm gonna march my band out, I'll beat my drum
要是我被发现 就轮到你出击 先生 And if I'm found out, Your turn at bat, sir
至少我试过了 先生帽子掉了 就算没到达又怎样呢？ At least I didn't fake it. Hat, sir, So what? I didn't make it
没有人...我说没有人... Nobody... I said nobody
没有人... Nobody
能扫我的兴 Had better rain on my parade
怎么了？ What?
外头是谁的车？ Whose car is that out front?
我的 Mine.
1970款庞蒂亚克火鸟跑车 1970 Pontiac Firebird,
梦寐以求的车终于到手 the car I've always wanted, and now I have it.
我的哦 I rule.
凯美瑞呢？ Where's the Camry?
拿去换了 I traded it in.
你不该先和我商量一下吗？ Shouldn't you have consulted me first?
让我想想 Let me think.
不必 你从不开它 No. You never drove it.
你换了造型？ Have you done something different?
你好漂亮 You look great.
简呢？ Where's Jane?
她不在家 Jane not home.
整座房子... We have...
只有我们俩 ...the whole house... to ourselves.
哎呀 卡洛琳 Christ, Carolyn.
你是几时变得如此... When did you become so...
无趣？ ...joyless?
无趣？ Joyless?
我没有变得无趣 I am not joyless.
碰巧我有很多事你不知道 大聪明 There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man.
我的生活充满了欢乐 There is plenty of joy in my life.
无论那个女孩发生了什么 Whatever happened to that girl...
那个曾经在联谊会上觉得无聊就装病的女孩 ...who used to fake seizures at frat parties when she got bored?
那个曾经跑到我们住的第一栋公寓楼顶 Who used to run up to the roof of our first apartment building
对着直升机搔首弄姿的女孩 to flash the traffic helicopters?
难道你都忘了吗？ Have you totally forgotten about her?
我可没忘 Because I haven't.
莱斯特 你会把啤酒洒在沙发上 Lester, you're gonna spill beer on the couch.
那又怎样? 不过是沙发而已 So what? It's just a couch.
这可是四千块的意大利绸沙发 This is a $4,000 sofa upholstered in ltalian silk!
不是普通的沙发 This is not just a couch!
就是个沙发 It's just a couch!
这不是生活 This isn't life!
这就是个东西 This is just stuff.
对你来说 这变得比生活更重要 And it's become more important to you than living.
亲爱的 这太疯狂了 Honey, that's just nuts.
我只是想帮你 I'm only trying to help you!
别拍 Don't.
为什么？ Why?
看到自己很奇怪 我不喜欢自己的样子 It's weird watching myself. I don't like how I look.
不敢相信你竟不知道自己有多美？ Can't believe you don't know how beautiful you are.
我不想听你说瞎掰 Look, I'm not gonna sit here for that shit.
你感觉怎样？ How does it feel now?
很好 Fine.
你不觉得赤裸裸吗？ You don't feel naked?
我是赤裸裸的 I am naked.
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
说说医院的事吧 So tell me about being in the hospital.
15岁时 我哈草被我爸逮到 When I was 1 5, my dad caught me smoking dope.
他完全吓坏了 还决定把我送到军校 He totally freaked and decided to send me to military school.
我说过关于规矩和纪律的事 对吧 I told you his thing about structure and discipline, right?
当然了 我被开除了 Of course, I got kicked out.
我爸和我大吵了一架 Dad and I had this huge fight.
他打了我 He hit me.
第二天上学 有同学嘲笑我的发型 And the next day at school, some kid made a crack about my haircut.
我突然抓狂 And I just snapped.
我想要杀他 I wanted to kill him.
要不是我被拉开 I would've killed him...
他早就挂了 ...if they hadn't pulled me off.
于是我爸就把我送进医院 That's when my dad put me in the hospital.
他们给我上药 我在里头待了两年 They drugged me up and left me in there for two years.
你一定恨死他了 You must really hate him.
他不是坏人 He's not a bad man.
相信我 要是我爸这么做我会恨死他的 You'd better believe I'd hate my dad if he did something like that to me.
等等 我早就恨他了 Wait. I already do hate my dad.
为什么？ Why?
他是个十足的混蛋 He's a total asshole.
他迷上了我的朋友安吉拉 恶心死了 He's got this crush on my friend Angela, and it's disgusting.
你希望他迷上你 You'd rather he had the crush on you.
恶心 才不是 Gross. No.
不过 我对他要是能像安吉拉一样重要就好了 But it'd be nice if I was anywhere near as important to him as she is.
我知道你觉得我爸没有恶意 可你错了 I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
他对我造成很大的心理伤害 He's doing massive psychological damage to me.
怎么说？ How?
现在我也得懂规矩 Well, now, l, too, need structure.
守一点该死的纪律 A little fucking discipline.
我是说真的 I'm serious, though.
他是真的伤害了我 How could he not be damaging me?
我需要一个模范父亲 I need a father who's a role model.
而不是一个每见我从学校带女友回家 Not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts
就性欲亢奋的怪胎 whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school.
好丢脸 What a lame-o.
真该让某个人帮他脱离苦海 Someone really should just put him out of his misery.
要我为你干掉他吗？ Want me to kill him for you?
好啊 你会吗？ Yeah. Would you?
你得花一笔钱 It'll cost you.
我十岁起就当保姆 I've been babysitting since I was about ten.
存了快三千元 I've got almost $3,000.
当然 我存钱是为了隆胸 Course, I was saving it up for a boob job.
但是... But...
这么做不太好 You know, that's not a very nice thing to do.
请人干掉你爸 Hiring someone to kill your dad.
我想我不是好女孩 对不？ I guess I'm not a very nice girl, then, am l?
你知道我在说笑 对吧？ You know I'm not serious, right?
当然了 Of course.
我们能相遇真的很幸运 You know how lucky we are to have found each other?
记得那些海报上有写 Remember those posters that said:
今天是你余生的第一天 "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"?
确实如此 除了一天不是 Well, that's true of every day except one:
你死的那一天 The day you die.
简 快点 Jane, hurry up.
我有重要的约会 I've got a very important appointment.
妈 今晚安吉拉能来过夜吗？ Mom, is it OK if Angela sleeps over tonight?
当然了 欢迎呀 Well, of course. She's always welcome.
我还以为你们俩吵架了 我有一阵子没见过她了 I thought you two had a fight. I haven't seen her around here in a while.
怎么了？ What?
我之所以不好意思带她来 I've been too embarrassed to bring her over.
就是因为你 你的举止 Because of you and that way you behave.
你在说什么呀 我几乎没和她说过话 What are you talking about? I've barely even spoken to her.
爸 你像喝醉了似的老盯着她看 Dad, you stare at her all the time! Like you're drunk!
-好恶心 -简妮 你最好小心 - It's disgusting! - Watch yourself, Janie,
别变成你妈那样的泼妇 or you're gonna turn into a real bitch, just like your mother!
该死 Oh. Fuck.
准备好了吗？ You ready to go?
不用送我 我跟简还有她妈妈一起走 I don't need a ride. I'm going in with Jane and her mom.
早 Oh, morning.
瑞奇 你好吗？ Hey, Ricky. How's it going?
还不错 伯纳姆先生 Pretty decent, Mr. Burnham.
赶快做一份超级微笑芝士堡 I need that Super Smiley with cheese ASAP!
别这么急 小兄弟 You need more than that, my little hombre.
有什么好吃的？ Yeah. What's good here?
没有 Nothing!
那么我想我们只能干坏事咯 不是吗 Then I guess we'll just have to be bad, won't we?
我要双层微笑三明治 扭扭薯条还有香草奶昔 I'll have a Double Smiley sandwich,curly fries and a vanilla shake.
来两份 Make that two!
七块九毛八 请到窗口付帐 谢谢 That'll be $7.98. Please drive up to the window. Thank you.
我觉得我们早上运动后该被奖励点垃圾食物 I think we deserve a little junk food after the workout we had this morning.
你说呢 Did you know that?
谢谢 我受宠若惊 Thank you. I'm flattered.
笑一笑 欢迎光临 Smile! You're at Mister Smiley's!
你想尝尝我们新出的牛肉芝士馅饼吗？ Would you like to try our new beef and cheese pot pie on a stick?
限价特价一块九毛九 Just $1 .99 for a limited time only?
我们刚刚在开研讨会 We were just at a seminar.
呃 巴迪 他是... Ur...Buddy, this is my...
她的老公 Her husband.
我们见过面 We've met before,
不过 我想这次你会记住我的 but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.
你被逮到咯 You are so busted.
这与你无关 This really doesn't concern you!
实际上 因为珍妮是点餐经理 所以你算是在她的地盘上 Actually, Janine is senior drive-thru manager, so you kind of are on her turf.
因此这合情合理 So, this makes sense.
哦 莱斯特... Oh, Lester...
亲爱的 没关系 我希望你快乐 Honey, it's OK. I want you to be happy.
要微笑沙司吗？ Would you like Smiley sauce with that?
莱斯特 别说了 Lester, just stop it!
不 No, no.
你不能再对我指手画脚 You...don't get to tell me what to do...
再也不能了 ...ever... again.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我想我们得暂时冷处理一下 I guess we should cool it for a while.
我面临着一场潜在的非常昂贵的离婚 I'm facing a potentially very expensive divorce.
我完全理解 No. I understand completely.
要想成功 必须时刻树立成功的形象 In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.
别哭 别哭 Stop it. Stop it.
该死 Shit.
我去隔壁一趟 I have to run next door.
简把她的几何课本落在我包里 她得做功课 Jane left her geometry book in my bag. She needs it to do her homework.
你跟疯小子经常上床对吧？ You and psycho-boy are fucking on a regular basis now, right?
没有 No.
少来 告诉我嘛 Come on, you can tell me.
他的鸡巴大吗？ Does he have a big dick?
我才不会告诉你 不是这样的 Well, I'm not going to talk about his dick with you, OK? It's not like that.
不是什么 难道他没有鸡巴吗？ Not like what? Doesn't he have one?
你为什么不想说？ Why don't you want to talk about it? I mean
我跟你讲了我和每个男人做爱的每个细节 I tell you every single detail about every guy that I fuck.
也许你不该说好吗 Yeah, and maybe you shouldn't, all right?
也许我根本就不想听 Maybe I really don't want to hear about all that.
你有男朋友就不屑听吗？ So now that you have a boyfriend, you're above it?
你需要真正的男人 We got to get you a real man.
-你有卷烟纸吗? -有 - You got any papers? - Yeah.
在那边的雪茄盒里 In the cigar box right over there.
抗议一下嘛 老兄 你耳根真软 Put up a fight, dude. You are such a pushover.
做不到 真的 "No, I can't, really, no. OK."
你应该学会卷烟 Oh, you should learn to roll a joint.
嗨 hi.
妈妈呢？ Where's Mom?
不知道 Don't know.
伯纳姆先生你好 Hi, Mr. Burnham.
你好 Hi.
哇 看看你 Wow. Look at you.
你有健身吗？ Have you been working out?
有一点 Some.
看得出来 You can really tell.
瞧瞧这手臂 Look at those arms.
你喜欢肌肉男吗？ You like muscles?
我去看简在干吗 I should probably go see what Jane's up to.
从哪儿弄来的？ Where did you get that?
用我的工资 From my job.
不要骗我 You don't lie to me.
我看到你和他在一起 Now, I saw you with him.
你在监视我？ You were watching me?
他让你做什么？ What did he make you do?
-爸 你以为我跟伯纳姆先生... -别笑我 - Dad, you don't really think me and Mr. Burnham... - Don't you laugh at me!
我不能眼睁睁看着我的独生子变成基佬 Now, I will not sit back and watch my only son become a cocksucker!
天啊 你到底有什么毛病？ Jesus! What is it with you?
我发誓我会把你赶出家门 I swear to God I'll throw you out of this house and never look at you again!
你是说真的 You mean that.
你是咎由自取 You're damn straight I do!
你死了都比变成基佬好 I'd rather you were dead than be a fucking faggot!
没错 You're right.
我为了钱替人吹箫 I suck dick for money.
小子 闭嘴 Boy, don't start!
要价两千 我是好手 $2,000. I'm that good.
滚出去 Get out!
你该看看我是怎么干的 三个州里我是最棒的 And you should see me fuck! I'm the best piece of ass in three states!
混帐 给我滚 我不想再看到你 Damn it, get out! I don't ever want to see you again!
你真是个可悲的老头 What a sad old man you are.
操 快滚 Fuck. Get out.
妈 Mom...
我要走了 I'm leaving.
好 OK.
要穿件雨衣 Wear a raincoat.
我希望你能过得更好些 I wish things would have been better for you.
好好照顾爸爸 Take care of Dad.
减少在掌控权问题上的投入 ...disinvesting problems of power
消除他们让我们害怕的能力 and removing their ability to make us afraid.
这就是“以我为主生活”的秘诀 This is the secret to "Me-Centered Living."
只要对自己的行为完全负责 Only by taking full responsibility for your actions and their solutions
就不会再受到他人的伤害 will you ever break free from the constant cycle of victimhood.
只有当你选择成为受害者时 你才是受害者... You are only a victim if you choose to be a victim. We all have the power...
我们不能再当朋友 I don't think we can be friends anymore.
你对性太保守了 You're way too uptight about sex.
别跟我爸上床好吗 Just don't fuck my dad, all right?
拜托 Please?
为什么？ Why not?
爸 别烦我们 Dad, leave us alone!
是我 It's me.
如果我今晚要走 你愿意一起走吗？ If I had to leave tonight, would you come with me?
什么？ What?
如果我今晚必须去纽约生活 你愿意来吗？ If I had to go to New York to live, tonight, would you come with me?
我愿意 Yes.
你们别开玩笑了 You guys can't be serious!
你只是个孩子 而他是个大疯子 You're just a kid, and he's, like, a mental case.
你们最终会流落街头 You'll end up living in a box on the street.
我不比你小 I'm no more a kid than you are!
我们可以用我整形的钱 We can use my plastic surgery money.
不必 我有四万块 We won't have to. I have over $40,000.
我在纽约有朋友帮忙 I know people in the city that can help us.
别的毒贩吗？ What, other drug dealers?
对 Yes.
简 你疯了才会跟他走 Jane, you'd be out of your mind to go with him.
你管我干吗？ Why do you even care?
因为我是你朋友 Because you're my friend!
她不是你朋友 She's not your friend.
她只是利用你来满足自己的优越感 She's someone you use to feel better about yourself.
去死吧 疯子 Go fuck yourself, psycho!
闭嘴 贱人 Shut up, bitch!
简 他是个怪胎 Jane! He's a freak!
那我也是 Well, then so am l!
我们永远都是怪胎 永远不会像其他人一样 And we'll always be freaks, and we'll never be like other people.
你永远不会是怪胎 因为你太完美了 And you'll never be a freak 'cause you're just too perfect!
是啊 至少我不丑 Yeah, well, at least I'm not ugly.
不 你很丑 Yes, you are.
你也很无趣 而且你很普通 And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary.
你很清楚 And you know it.
你们俩是天生一对 You two deserve each other.
老天 你都湿透了 Jesus, man, you're soaked!
你找瑞奇? 他在简的房间里 You want me to get Ricky? He's in Jane's room.
你还好吧？ Are you OK?
你太太呢？ Where's your wife?
不知道 I don't know.
大概在跟傻逼房地产中介王子上床吧 Probably out fucking that dorky prince-of-real-estate asshole.
你知道吗？ And you know what?
我不在乎 I don't care.
你太太跟别的男人上床 Your wife is with another man and
你却不在乎？ you don't care?
对 Nope.
我们的婚姻只是个幌子 Our marriage is just for show.
是一则为了展示我们有多正常的广告 A commercial for how normal we are
其实我们根本就不是 when we're anything but.
老天 你在发抖 Jesus, man, you are shaking.
我们真该把你衣服脱掉 We really ought to get you out of these clothes.
是啊 Yeah.
没事的 It's OK.
我... I am...
告诉我你需要什么 You just tell me what you need.
没事了 It's OK.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
你误会了 You got the wrong idea.
我拒绝当受害者 "I refuse to be a victim."
把这句话当成咒语 不断强化你的... When this becomes your mantra, constantly reinforcing your...
我拒绝当受害者 I refuse to be a victim!
你不介意我开音响吧？ I hope you don't mind if I play the stereo.
不介意 Not at all.
心情不好 Bad night?
不是不好 只是... Not really bad. Just...
很奇怪 ...strange.
相信我 我碰到的事更奇怪 Believe me, it couldn't possibly be any stranger than mine.
我跟简吵架了 Jane and I had a fight.
是因为你 It was about you.
她在生我的气 因为... She's mad at me because...
我说你很性感 ...I said I think you're sexy.
你要喝一口吗？ Do you want a sip?
好 Sure.
那... So...
你要不要告诉我 ...are you going to tell me?
你想要什么？ What do you want?
我不知道 I don't know.
你...不知道 You... don't know.
你要什么？ What do you want?
别逗了 Are you kidding?
我要你 I want you.
自打我第一次见到你 我就想要你 I've wanted you since the first moment I saw you.
你是我见过最美的东西 You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
你不觉得我很普通？ You don't think I'm ordinary?
你即便想普通也不可能 You couldn't be ordinary if you tried.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我认为没有什么比当普通人还更糟的了 I don't think there's anything worse than being ordinary.
我拒绝当受害者 I refuse to be a victim. I refuse to be a victim.
莱斯特 我有话要对你说 Lester... I have something I have to say to you.
你害怕吗？ Are you scared?
我不怕 I don't get scared.
我爸妈会找我 My parents will try to find me.
我爸妈不会 Mine won't.
这是我的第一次 This is my first time.
你骗我 You're kidding.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我还是想做 I still want to do it.
只是... I just...
我想先说一声 ...thought I should tell you,
免得你觉得我...不够好 in case you wondered why I wasn't... better.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
你不是说我很美吗？ I thought you said I was beautiful.
你是很美 You are beautiful.
你是如此的 You are so...
美丽 ...beautiful.
我会是一个...非常幸运的男人 And I would be a very... lucky man.
我觉得自己好蠢 I feel so stupid.
别这样 Don't.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你不必道歉 You have nothing to be sorry about.
没关系 It's OK.
一切都没事了 Everything's OK.
我刚才好饿 Wow. I was starving.
要再吃点什么吗？ Do you want me to make another one?
不了 我饱了 No, I'm fine.
真的吗？ You sure?
我还是有点纳闷 不过好多了 I'm still a little weirded out, but I feel better.
谢了 Thanks.
简好吗？ How's Jane?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我是说... I mean...
她过得好吗？ ...how's her life?
她快乐吗？ Is she happy?
悲伤吗？ Is she miserable?
我很想知道 她死也不肯告诉我 I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it.
她真的很快乐 She's... she is really happy.
她觉得自己在谈恋爱 She thinks she's in love.
那很好 Good for her.
你好不好？ How are you?
好久都没有人这么问我 It's been a long time since anybody asked me that.
我很好 I'm great.
我得上个厕所 I've got to go to the bathroom.
我很好 I'm great.
哎呀 Man, oh, man.
哎呀哎呀 Man, oh, man, oh, man.
天哪 Oh, my God!
哇 Wow.
我一直听说 人离世的前一秒 I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes
他的一生会在眼前闪现 the second before you die.
首先 First of all...
那一秒不只是一秒钟 ...that one second isn't a second at all.
它不断地延展 好像一片时间的海洋 It stretches on forever, like an ocean of time.
对我来说 眼前闪现的是在童子军营地 For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp
看流星雨时的我 watching falling stars.
是我家街道两旁枫树上发黄的叶子 And yellow leaves from the maple trees that lined our street.
或者是奶奶手上如纸一样的皮肤 Or my grandmother's hands and the way her skin seemed like paper.
是我第一次见到托尼表哥时 And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's
那辆崭新的火鸟跑车 brand-new Firebird.
是简妮 And Janie.
还有卡洛琳 And Carolyn.
对于自己的遭遇 我原以为我会怒气冲冲 I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me,
但世界这么美 怎么会让人一直抓狂 but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world.
有时候美在瞬间一齐绽放 让人应接不暇 Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much.
我的心被美填满 好像随时会爆炸的气球 My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst.
后来我学会了轻松地欣赏美 And then I remember to relax
不再试图紧紧抓着不放 and stop trying to hold on to it.
于是 美宛如雨水一般洗涤着我 And then it flows through me like rain
让我对自己这卑微愚蠢生命的每一刻 and I can't feel anything but gratitude
都心怀感激 for every single moment of my stupid little life.
我确信你一定不知道我在说什么 You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure.
别担心 But don't worry.
有一天你会明白 You will someday.
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